If My Dog Could Talk
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......

geniusbee:

"Numbers are as close as we get to the handwriting of god." 

Meta comic - I wanted to explore my headcanon for Hermann’s unique sense of faith. 

peterquail:

hawkeguy:

before I bed

Deaf!Clint

Clint Barton signing.

Clint Barton watching a movie with the subtitles on.

Clint Barton at home with his light-up devices.

Shield having an interpreter for video calls cause he just woke up dammit what do ya’ll want.

ahhhhhhhhhh yes

Coconut Cream

no-more-ramen:

Having a vegan or gluten-sensitive friend over for dessert and want to offer them a topping option? Coconut cream is easy to make, cheaper than alterna-whips, and soy-free to boot!

All you need is:

  • 1 can of coconut cream. Don’t get low fat. Cheapest places to find this are Trader Joe’s or Asian Markets.
  • 1-3 tbs sugar
  • 1/2 tsp cinnamon or nutmeg or BOTH

Put your can of coconut cream in the fridge overnight. Sleep. Maybe. Do whatever.

When you open the can, the solid white cream should have created a thick layer on the top, with a bit of water on the bottom. You want the thick stuff, not that (though you can save it for drinks or smoothies) Using a stick blender or a hand mixer, beat the ever loving tar out of the solid cream. Soon it’ll resemble whipped cream in texture. Add your sugar to taste, then the spices, and beat a little longer- maybe 20 seconds or so. BEHOLD, FLUFFY NON-DAIRY PLEASURE. Use it to top fruit salads, desserts, smoothies… hell, sometimes I’ll put a spoonful in a cup of hot green or black tea.

Word to the wise, keep it chilled- but if you let it go for more than a few hours in a cold place, it’ll re solidify.

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.
Source

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.

Source


Ancient Roman gold bracelet in the form of a coiled snake
1st century AD, Pompeii (The British Museum)

Ancient Roman gold bracelet in the form of a coiled snake

1st century AD, Pompeii (The British Museum)

minuiko:

more big sister Thalia forever and always amen

minuiko:

more big sister Thalia forever and always amen

darkersolstice:

alittleunorthodox:

Old Oak Doors Part B- In which CommonPlace Books gives us an important reminder about how improbable and wonderful our little existence is. 

Others

jenesaispourquoi, dispatchrabbi, am I the only one who reads this and wonders if a recension  (sp?) of the Oath could be derived from it?

rescension, i think. and good call.

ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

prongsmydeer:

Am I the only one who would’ve swapped The Prince’s Tale for Wormtail’s Tale in a heartbeat? Like yo I don’t care about your crap motivations for being a bitter asshole we could’ve thrown that in with the King’s Cross scene what I really want to know is how the man who was best friends with James and Lily, whose friends would’ve died for him, goes from being the passive, not-as-brilliant-as-his-mates Marauder fighting for the Order to Voldemort’s hidden servant hiding his true nature from even Dumbledore without anyone noticing

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

erikloser:

stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"

"Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"

judewinchester:

who wanna bet that the supernatural writers are gonna forget entirely about the fact dean and cas could see each others true face now

thewicked-eternity